Welcome to Response Craze

Maybe you told your friend something obvious and they hit you with, “Duh.” Maybe your crush said it…

Nobody tells you how awkward it can feel when someone says, “Happy to help you,” and your brain…

Maybe you just told your friend some ridiculous story. Maybe your crush suddenly got interested…

Nobody gets tired of big promises faster than the person waiting for something to actually happen…

Maybe you asked why he disappeared for three days. Maybe you noticed he was flirting with someone…

You’re staring at your phone, smiling like an idiot, while your brain suddenly forgets every…

Nobody wants their first email to a new team to sound like it was copied from a corporate handbook…

That’s when having the best responses to stay out of trouble becomes surprisingly useful. You…

Maybe your crush texts you at 9 a.m. after a surprisingly good date. Maybe your friend asks because…

That’s the annoying thing about how to respond to don’t tempt me. The phrase can mean…

Your teacher says, “Sorry,” and suddenly your brain forgets every word you’ve ever learned. It…

Maybe you finally worked up the nerve to ask her out. Maybe you’ve been flirting for weeks and…

“Oi mate” is only two words, yet somehow you can spend five minutes staring at your phone wondering…

Nobody warns you how quickly your brain can forget every English word you know when someone says…

Maybe someone messaged you after finding your number in their phone. Maybe a stranger slid into your…

Nobody tells you how awkward a simple introduction can become when you keep saying, “I was born and…

Maybe your partner said it during an argument. Maybe your best friend threw it at you after a…

Maybe you’re interested. Maybe you’re absolutely not. Maybe you’re tempted but…

Someone asks, “How was your day?” and you know they’re probably expecting more than a weather report…

Nobody prepares you for the awkward little heartbreak of offering someone a gift and hearing, “No, I…

Someone texts “SMH”, and suddenly you’re staring at your phone wondering: Are they joking? Are…

Nobody warns you how awkward a conversation can get when someone hits you with, “Whatever you say.”…

Someone texts you “XOXO,” and suddenly you’re staring at your screen like you’ve been…

Someone just surprised you, your brain has left the building, and all you managed was, “Uh wow.”…

Someone says, “You smell good,” and suddenly your brain forgets every clever sentence you’ve…

Nobody says “you look like trouble” because they’re completely indifferent. There’s usually a little…

Maybe your coworker says it after you finish a project. Your friend says it about the person you’re…

You want to answer with something clever. Not something that sounds copied from a greeting card. You…

You might type, “If I can be of any help, please let me know,” then stare at it for a second and…